Ok, this takes the cake:
Complements of the day , My name is Mr Mustafa Elimam, I am one of the Special Adviser to Col. Mummar Ghadaffi before the middle east uprising that gave birth to the recent conflict engulfing the country. Presently , am in South Africa because I don’t like what Ghadaffi is doing. killing his own brothers ,that was the reason why I had to divert the funds that he instructed me to use for Ammunitions . I believe it is better to use the funds for investment and to help the less privileged on Charity projects.
Yeah, this one goes on to outline the usual $24 million USD Nigerian 419 scam. If you want to contact Mustafa, his email address is firstname.lastname@example.org