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So the first message in my email this morning is this one from RickyDee…<\/p>\n

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Florida Lobster Mini Season a BUST<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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Miami, Florida.<\/strong> The normally robust Lobster Mini Season usually sees hundreds, even thousands of enthusiastic fisherman feverishly racing to their favorite lobster hole to catch their limit of the tasty crustacean.<\/span><\/p>\n

Not so this year<\/strong><\/em>. Lobster man and Ad Executive\u00a0Michael Poller<\/strong>, (a\u00a0Democrat and one time Obama Supporter)\u00a0says that due to the lousy economy and\u00a0un stimulus <\/em> stimulus plan, he can’t even afford the gas for his car,\u00a0to get to the docks<\/em>, where is boat sits rotting.<\/p>\n

Newsmen met up with a very angry Mr. Poller.\u00a0“I can’t believe this shit, in the eight years\u00a0George Bush<\/strong> was President, I\u00a0NEVER<\/strong> missed a lobster Mini Season”!<\/em> I can’t believe I voted for this guy.<\/p>\n

Upon hearing of\u00a0Mr. Poller’s<\/strong> plight,\u00a0President Obama<\/strong> ordered that all lobsters caught during Mini Season must be shared equally. Upon hearing\u00a0THIS<\/strong> news, angry lobster men (and women) swore they would NOT share in their hard earned bounty! (Reportedly, they are all cheap\/self centered Republicans)<\/p>\n

Upon hearing that,\u00a0President Obama<\/strong> invited all the Lobster men (and women) to the White House for a beer and Clam Bake!<\/p>\n

Invitations have been sent out, please RSVP to Press Secretary Gibbs.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And then not five minutes later, HyBoy gets in on the act with his mad PhotoShop skills…<\/p>\n

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